Everybody gets nervous for their wedding. there’s even the expression of “getting cold feet”. While a big deal is usually made of the ceremony and the reception, there’s usually just as much pressure on the wedding night.
In order to ensure the perfect experience, some people will go to any lengths, and it doesn’t always work out perfectly…
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I’m a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?”
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, “Medically, no, but here’s something you can try on your wedding night. When you’re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it up to your upper thigh, then when your husband puts his willy in, snap the elastic band and tell him it’s your virginity snapping.”
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite…
The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby slips his willy in, she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby yells, “What the hell was that?!”
The wife explains, “Oh, nothing, honey… that was just my virginity snapping.”
The husband cries out, “Well snap it again – it’s got my balls!
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