This infected tattoo leaks so much pus it needs several towels to clean up the goo

Warning: Before you press play, know this: this video isn’t for the squeamish or easily sickened.

Now that that’s out of the way, if you make it 15 seconds into the video and want to puke, by all means go for it. You’ll get no judgement from me. Watching what looks like the chocolate river from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory pour out of this poor guy’s back could make the strongest stomach fold.

This is why you steer clear of those back-alley tattoo artists. Go professional or use a marker, bro. That or lose a good 10 pounds in bodily fluids from pus being drained from the sight of infection.